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Sorry yes im talking laptops.

ssvs04 wrote:

Sorry yes im talking laptops.

Alright yes I will agree with you on laptops. Apple is lacking in them. But the desktops are far better then the PC desktop.

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Hey dare someone to put that as there avatar on skiffy.

These kids took a picture of their teacher because he was always walking around in class with a huge boner. Boy, I'd sure love to have a kid in this guys class... not.

eber322 wrote:

These kids took a picture of their teacher because he was always walking around in class with a huge boner. Boy, I'd sure love to have a kid in this guys class... not.

Maybe he has to much testosterone.

Well I don't know about that, but from what I read he's a gay substitute at Hants East Rural High, in Nova Scotia. Apparently he tells the kids to call him "Bubbles". :shock:

eber322 wrote:

Well I don't know about that, but from what I read he's a gay substitute at Hants East Rural High, in Nova Scotia. Apparently he tells the kids to call him "Bubbles". :shock:

Alright I will say it. A gay guy around children is like a catholic priest around children. Alright I use that line on liberals a lot drives them nuts. But I have always been of the notion if you are willing to be gay then you are willing to molest children. That drives liberals crazy also. But it is true.

And of course nothing will happen to this guy. AT LEAST GET HIM AWAY FROM KIDS!

ssvs04 wrote:

And of course nothing will happen to this guy. AT LEAST GET HIM AWAY FROM KIDS!

Is walking around with a boner illegal?

Pissedoffvulcan wrote:

Is walking around with a boner illegal?

Probably not, but getting turned on by kids should be.

Pissedoffvulcan wrote:

ssvs04 wrote:

And of course nothing will happen to this guy. AT LEAST GET HIM AWAY FROM KIDS!

Is walking around with a boner illegal?

Might not be illegal but there should be a school teacher code of conduct. I think this would fall under not appropriate around kids.

ssvs04 wrote:

Pissedoffvulcan wrote:

ssvs04 wrote:

And of course nothing will happen to this guy. AT LEAST GET HIM AWAY FROM KIDS!

Is walking around with a boner illegal?

Might not be illegal but there should be a school teacher code of conduct. I think this would fall under not appropriate around kids.

Maybe he should duct tape so it wont show :lol!:

I'm sure there is something that could be done. Wearing different pants/underpants that would keep it down. Or something like "salt peter", the opposite of Viagra to keep it from happening. The biggest concern should be that he's getting turned on by kids in the first place.

An old man and woman were on the way to Greenville, NC and stopped at McDonalds in Farmville just off of 264 East bypass last Saturday and did not know that they hit this deer!! Someone in McDonalds had to tell them ...the old man said he noticed that the car was starting to run a little hot the last few miles.



Jeez if that's true take away their licenses now! They hit a deer and drive with it stuck in their grill with the hood all messed up and they don't even notice?

Just happy it wasnt a person. But how could you not nknow or feel that thing hitting your car.

Ugh!!!!! Suddenly I'm a perv on Amazon.

About a month and a half ago I bought a pair of sweats off Amazon from a private seller. At the bottom of the screen it showed some other stuff that seller sells... this caught my eye...



Innocent enough, it was a little pic so I clicked it to see a bigger picture of the nice legs. Next time I logged in half my recommendations were sexy nylons instead of my normal Trek novels, dvds, video games, etc. Well I thought, "I won't click those sexy leg pics anymore because I don't want them taking over my recommendations"... then this caught my eye...



And I was like; "Is that a bare bottom?' So of course I clicked on it to make it big... Of course the next day all my recommendations were this kind of stuff. "Ok, no more clicking those pics! Need to stop so they will go away." Then of course I noticed two right at the end of recommendations..





Of course I had to click them and take a better look, didn't I?!?!? I am a red blooded guy after all. Now of course ever single recommendation is like this...



Ugh!! All I did was look at a nice pair of legs. Now I'm looking at hot models wearing strings everyday. It started so innocent with just one nice pair of gams. Now my recommendations read "Since you're a pervert, perhaps you'd like this."

I understand completely! I would have falled for the same trap myself.

This I found on another board. It's not a quiz, but it does have some humorous comments of various types of personalities that roam the discussion forum community.

What forum personality are you?

This I found on another board. It's not a quiz, but it does have some humourous comments of various types of personalitys that roam the discussion forum community.

What does your fridge tell about you?


Here's Mine

Your Refrigerator Says You Are Not a Adventurous Eater

You don't need a lot of stuff to be happy. There isn't a greedy bone in your body.

You are not careful with your money. In fact, you rarely think about how much you are spending.

You are not adventurous at all. You don't like to be outside your comfort zone.

You are not very responsible, and you don't pretend to be. Life's too short to do what you're supposed to do.

You are likely single - and a workaholic.

Your Refrigerator Says You Are a Somewhat Adventurous Eater

You don't need a lot of stuff to be happy. There isn't a greedy bone in your body.

You are a very thrifty person. You don't like to waste money... or food.

You don't tend to be a very adventurous person, but you do surprise everyone now and then. You have a bit of a wild side.

You are not very responsible, and you don't pretend to be. Life's too short to do what you're supposed to do.

You are likely single - and a workaholic.




I'm kind of surprise how accurate this is.