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What do you wanna bet they're going to an all you can eat place like Country Kitchen Buffet?

eber322 wrote:

What do you wanna bet they're going to an all you can eat place like Country Kitchen Buffet?

Hey I like Country Kitchen. Don't see many fat people there. I think more like KFC or McDs.

I love Country Kitchen, been years since I've been there, but they had really good food. There were always a lot of really fat people at the ones I went too, not that that mattered, but I always see lots of fat people at any all you can eat places around me.

eber322 wrote:

I love Country Kitchen, been years since I've been there, but they had really good food. There were always a lot of really fat people at the ones I went too, not that that mattered, but I always see lots of fat people at any all you can eat places around me.

The fattest people I have seen always eat at some greasy pit.

There used to be a pizza place in my town that had an all you can eat Sunday Buffet for $5. They stopped doing it after a couple of months because the place was packed with huge people that ate three or four large pizzas apiece along with pop and dessert. The Ponderosa in my town ripped out half the booths they had and put in more tables because the huge people there to eat at the all you can eat buffet complained that they couldn't fit.

Maybe we should tax people based on their weight. Men could be ok up to 180 lbs, but for every pound above that they pay an annual fat tax, collected by the Bureau of Weight Control. Genius, right? :-0

Skycastle wrote:

Maybe we should tax people based on their weight. Men could be ok up to 180 lbs, but for every pound above that they pay an annual fat tax, collected by the Bureau of Weight Control. Genius, right? :-0

Oh hell no, I hope you're kidding. People should not be taxed or penalized for their body. Unless it's a safety issue like a fat person can't ride an amusement park ride because they weight more than the ride is rated for, or a short person is to short for the safety harness to fit right etc.

My only point is, at least around me, fat people tend to frequent all you can eat places. I guess that means restaurant owners either need to charge everybody more for the buffet, or not offer all you can eat. Wouldn't be fair to charge just fat people more though, nor would it be fair for the government to tax fat people.

I have heard about them wanting to tax "junk food" like they do cigarettes, but that's bull. First how would you even define "junk food", what would be and what wouldn't be? I don't think it's right they put an extra tax on cigarettes or other "sin tax" items either.

Skycastle wrote:

Of course I'm kidding.

Well I figured you were, but you hear enough screwballs here and there that actually believe that stuff that I had to check.

Skycastle wrote:

eber322 wrote:

Oh hell no, I hope you're kidding.
I have heard about them wanting to tax "junk food" like they do cigarettes, but that's bull. First how would you even define "junk food", what would be and what wouldn't be? I don't think it's right they put an extra tax on cigarettes or other "sin tax" items either.

Of course I'm kidding. I thought mentioning the "Bureau of Weight Control" would make that obvious. And you're right - there shouldn't be an extra or higher tax on cigarettes or any other product, because the government should NOT be in the business of social engineering/behavior management where personal choice is concerned. And the control-freaks are now trying to pass a "sugar tax" on things like soft drinks. This nightmare is just beginning.

I might be laughing right now. However I would not put it past our politicians to create such a bureau.

I showed them to my son and he put hands in front his eyes and OMG. The read it he said they those I said I guess.

When I first found this pic I was like, "holy cow the fat woman working at the register isn't wearing pants!" It's only after you notice the cuff of the pants and the fact the lady has dark skin on her arms and face that you realize. Lol.

I've never understood fat women wearing skin tight pants anyway, let alone these that make you look nude! If you're a good looking in shape girl I can see wearing skin tight pants if you want to show off every curve, but these fat @ss women are insane or think their nasty fat looks good or something.

I once had a girl tell me fat women like these types of spandex pants because they keep their fat rolls and cellulite from jiggling as much. Well that's a good reason to wear them, UNDER OTHER PANTS THAT AREN'T SKIN TIGHT!!!! A girdle helps make a fat girls stomach look smaller too, doesn't mean she should wear it as a shirt!

I work at a college and see it everyday. It is just gross.

Ya that is what I thought they said at first then had to listen carefully. Surprised the add has not been pulled.

"Orgy speeds, yep they're blistering."
LOL.

I got my son a Ipad 2 for Christmas and my daughter but I didn't pay the extra 200 bucks for the 3 G.

My next computer will be an apple. I was looking at Apples and by far they have the better hardware and monitors and operating system. I was amazed on how much better they were.

I know nothing about about Ipad etc. I refuse to get any of that stuff, I don't even own a cellphone, never have. Doubt I ever will unless they do away with landlines and VOIP altogether.

I don't have a cell phone or Ipad however I am going to buy an apple computer. The graphics and hardware and operating system is far superior then any PC. The operating system alone makes Win 7 look like a joke.

Oh please dont let me ever see that in person!

I just got a sony vaio this week. Looked at the apple computers and wasnt impressed. This computer has more memory. 1080 screen apple doesnt have for great picture editing. Matter fact no one else has this screen unless you special order it and its not even a option with apple. This has blu ray you cant get with apple. Better video card. The best processor they make. 16.5 INCH screen and all for 1400 dollars. The basic apple goes for that and it doesnt give you anything near to this much stuff.

ssvs04 wrote:

I just got a sony vaio this week. Looked at the apple computers and wasnt impressed. This computer has more memory. 1080 screen apple doesnt have for great picture editing. Matter fact no one else has this screen unless you special order it and its not even a option with apple. This has blu ray you cant get with apple. Better video card. The best processor they make. 16.5 INCH screen and all for 1400 dollars. The basic apple goes for that and it doesn't give you anything near to this much stuff.

I don't if you are talking about lap tops or desk tops. But Apple does have a problem with getting programs to work with them. But from the ones I looked at desk tops I hate lap tops they were far better. I will take another look.