Are you in the military? Do you want out on a whims notice with a clean record? Then this plan is for you!!!!!
Method one:
First, go AWOL and tell your superiors that you won't report until Obama is actually certified as eligible to be president.
Second, demand that if they can't certify him, they arrest and try Obama... or if they refuse to do that, that they arrest and try you for being AWOL.
That's it, you're done! At this point the military, who wants to avoid any and all questions about Obama and his usurper status, will change your AWOL status to "on leave" and give you an honorable discharge.
Method Two: may not be as reliable as method one.*
Step one, tell your superior that you believe homosexuality is a sin.
The military will label you as having a "personality disorder" and you will be honorably discharged.*
* There is a question as to whether method two leads to a HD on it's own, or requires the use of method one as well.
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