Sorry ladies you were just not fat enough.

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/women-accused-of-hiding-stolen-goods-under-body-fat/19740407?test=latestnews

I'm too sick to look at this. The thought of having enough fat rolls to hide something....well bad pictures are invading my mind.

Hiding stuff in your fat rolls is a perfectly good way to steal. I got my car by tucking it under my belly roll.

Holy cow! Thats a lot of stuff to hide under body fat!

I've heard stories like this before. Years ago, during the holiday season, I saw a news report about a women shoplifting dinner. She had cans of cranberry sauce in her bra, boxes of stuffing under her belly roll, and a TWENTY pound frozen turkey shoved up between her thighs. She got caught because when she was leaving a can fell out the bottom of her shirt. The manager called the police and they found the rest when they searched her.