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Pissedoffvulcan
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| | Subject: Obama goes to hell Sun May 01, 2011 10:26 am | |
| OBAMA Goes to He11
One day in the future, Obama has a heart attack and passes away. He immediately goes to he11, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in he11. "No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
So the devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Obama saw Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama took this in in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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TRUE LIBERTY
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Location : OVIEDO, FLORIDA
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Sun May 01, 2011 6:08 pm | |
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Walterth3rd
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Location : Pacific Grove, CA
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Sun May 01, 2011 7:11 pm | |
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Walterth3rd
Posts : 673
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Location : Pacific Grove, CA
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Mon May 02, 2011 1:14 pm | |
| On the real though, Obama was 'caught' in a MANSION? Somebody tell me he wasn't just disposed of to help Obama's campaign? Oh wait, isn't that what the LEFT said Bush would do to get a Republican in office? :/ | |
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Walterth3rd
Posts : 673
Join date : 2009-10-10
Age : 56
Location : Pacific Grove, CA
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Mon May 02, 2011 1:23 pm | |
| I will point out, BTW, that those soldiers had a KILL order FIRST a capture IF he just gave in immediately! So, our President ordered the killing of Obama (kinda not sure how I feel about that). Put another way, the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER put a HIT OUT ON A MAN! (I am VERY sure I know how I feel about THAT!!) | |
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Pissedoffvulcan
Posts : 4629
Join date : 2009-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Mon May 02, 2011 4:40 pm | |
| - Walterth3rd wrote:
- I will point out, BTW, that those soldiers had a KILL order FIRST a capture IF he just gave in immediately! So, our President ordered the killing of Obama (kinda not sure how I feel about that). Put another way, the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER put a HIT OUT ON A MAN! (I am VERY sure I know how I feel about THAT!!)
Isn't that against an executive order assassination. | |
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Pissedoffvulcan
Posts : 4629
Join date : 2009-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Mon May 02, 2011 4:41 pm | |
| Funny thing is I post this and he really does go to hell. I see Charles is bragging. | |
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AzaliaRazor
Posts : 28
Join date : 2011-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Mon May 02, 2011 5:32 pm | |
| - Pissedoffvulcan wrote:
- Funny thing is I post this and he really does go to hell. I see Charles is bragging.
Maybe you are a pyscic? :P | |
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Pissedoffvulcan
Posts : 4629
Join date : 2009-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Mon May 02, 2011 6:27 pm | |
| - Graybrew1 wrote:
- Pissedoffvulcan wrote:
- Funny thing is I post this and he really does go to hell. I see Charles is bragging.
Maybe you are a pyscic? :P Should start my own business. | |
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eber322
Posts : 2915
Join date : 2009-10-10
Location : Michigan
| | Subject: Re: Obama goes to hell Mon May 02, 2011 9:14 pm | |
| - Pissedoffvulcan wrote:
- OBAMA Goes to He11
One day in the future, Obama has a heart attack and passes away. He immediately goes to he11, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in he11. "No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
So the devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Obama saw Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama took this in in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go!" I guess I don't get the joke. Obama has already blown every Democrat to get where he is, why wouldn't he want to blow Clinton? | |
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