Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses told the children of Israel to pick up their shovels & mount up their asses & camels, that he would lead them to the promise land: Nearly 75 years ago Roosevelt said lay down your shovels and sit on your asses and light up a camel, this is the promise land : Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses , raised the price of camels , and mortgaged the promise land : I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc: I called Lifeline: Got a freakin call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal-- they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.