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PostSubject: One real man   Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:07 pm

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.
He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely.

Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hall.
All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.

It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom.
Tell these chickenhearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.

Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.


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PostSubject: Re: One real man   Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:24 pm

Okay that's funny.
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PostSubject: Re: One real man   Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:05 pm

Yeah, it made me chuckle.

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